A field report from the parking lot
Squatchey
Tiny sasquatches. Big surprises. One car at a time.
Squatchey figurines are built to be left behind — tucked on a dashboard, wedged in a cupholder, propped on a windshield wiper. Find one, keep the streak going, squatch somebody else.
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Specimen No. 001 — live photo
Field notes, vol. 1
Every town's got a story
Every trail town has one — something big, something hairy, always just out of frame. Ours doesn't hide in the woods. Ours rides in your center console, waiting for a good glovebox to call home, and a stranger's car to visit next.
Squatchey started as a dumb idea between friends who missed leaving each other things. Turned out everybody missed that.
The ritual
How squatchin' works
It's a three-step chain letter, except it's a small hairy man and nobody has to write anything.
Find your squatch
Pick one from the litter. Every batch is a little different.
Leave it somewhere good
Dashboard, cupholder, rearview mirror — make them work for it a little.
Wait for the text
It's always some version of "okay WHAT is this." Then it's their turn.
Catalog — coming soon
Meet the species
Early sketches from the field guide. Final lineup (and real photos) drop closer to launch.
Trailhead Classic
The one that started it. Spotted at rest stops nationwide.
Live prototypeNightshift
Glows faintly in the dark. Best left in someone's glovebox.
In the worksPowder Day
Spotted mostly at ski-town gas stations, mid-January.
In the worksOG Elder
Bigger, greyer, allegedly wiser. Rare drop.
In the worksThe trail spreads
This only works if you pass it on
Like the ducks on the Jeeps, except ours don't quack and nobody's entirely sure what they are. Tag your sightings, share your finds, keep the legend moving car to car.
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